I will you to make me bacon. I will you to make me bacon. I will you to make me bacon. (Just trying some mind control techniques on Todd, heh heh heh.)

Two of the top women skiiers at the Olympics are from Minnesota like Todd. Unlike Todd, they don’t fall down the hill and get snow in their pants. I think they should add napping to the Olympics. I’ll bring home the gold. Then I’ll get my picture on a box of cereal....

Todd and me and the gang wish you all a Merry Christmas! If Santa brings me coal again this year, I’ll bite him.

I don’t just talk, I type, which is not so easy with paws. But I learned to use Todd’s laptop. Actually, most of the time…I am Todd’s laptop.

I’ve lived in Branson, Missouri. It’s great there. It’s like “Mayberry” with a cover charge.